Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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