Little spoons don't ask big questions
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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