Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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