Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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