Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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