my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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