Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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