It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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