Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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