Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I believe in your delicious
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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