Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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