i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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