Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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