if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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