guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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