drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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