I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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