Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Panties = found
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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