I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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