I must be too annoying 4 u.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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