I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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