I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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