Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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