I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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