I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
