I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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