so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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