He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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