I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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