I didn't shave. On purpose
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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