You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You almost got us killed.
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