at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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