Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
