Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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