We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize