dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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