we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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