The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
