Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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