i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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