Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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