too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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