How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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