Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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