It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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