You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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