Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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