D3 body, D1 cock
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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