i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
