You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
please come you make the beer taste better
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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