He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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