i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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