Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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